Assembly Hall Theatre

Julian Clary

‘Are you ready for some filth? I know I am. It’s been a while since I sallied forth to pleasure the provinces with my particular brand of saucy innuendo. Let me at them!’

In this outrageously camp new show, (that he was going to call Bed Knobs and Knee Pads but was advised might not sell too well in Harrogate), renowned homosexual Julian Clary will bare his soul as never before in the interests of light entertainment.

He’ll murder some well known songs along the way, no doubt, read you a sneak preview from his next memoir A Night At the Lubricant and make withering remarks about punters foolish enough to sit in the front row. You know the kind of thing. It’s the only life he knows. Don’t miss out. 

This might well be the final mince...




What's On?

Rhythm of the Dance
July 24th 2018
Until July 24th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
A Celebration of Neil Diamond
July 29th 2018
Until July 29th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Hall of Dreams Workshop
August 7th 2018
Until August 7th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Hall of Dreams Performance
August 10th 2018
Until August 10th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
A Unique Evening of Variety
August 11th 2018
Until August 11th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Fame The Musical
August 20th 2018
Until August 25th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Carmen
August 29th 2018
Until August 29th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Bing Live
September 11th 2018
Until September 12th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Genesis Legacy
September 13th 2018
Until September 13th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Legend
September 14th 2018
Until September 14th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
The Doors Alive
September 15th 2018
Until September 15th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
80s Mania
September 16th 2018
Until September 16th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Re-Take That and Party
September 20th 2018
Until September 20th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
In 40 Parts
September 22nd 2018
Until September 22nd 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
That'll Be The Day
September 23rd 2018
Until September 23rd 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Freddy Kempf
October 7th 2018
Until October 7th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Neil Oliver
October 11th 2018
Until October 11th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Psychic Sally
October 12th 2018
Until October 12th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
The Carpenters Story
October 13th 2018
Until October 13th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
King of Pop
October 14th 2018
Until October 14th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Swan Lake
October 17th 2018
Until October 17th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Emerald Storm
October 18th 2018
Until October 18th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Bootleg Beatles
October 20th 2018
Until October 20th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Johnny Cash Roadshow
October 21st 2018
Until October 21st 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Killer Queen
October 24th 2018
Until October 24th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Rock 'n' Roll Paradise
October 25th 2018
Until October 25th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
ELO Again
October 27th 2018
Until October 27th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Abbamania
October 28th 2018
Until October 28th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
10cc
October 30th 2018
Until October 30th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Flawless
November 1st 2018
Until November 1st 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Show of Hands
November 2nd 2018
Until November 2nd 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Joe Lycett
November 3rd 2018
Until November 3rd 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
World War I Commemoration
November 4th 2018
Until November 4th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
An Evening Shared
November 6th 2018
Until November 6th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Ross Noble
November 7th 2018
Until November 7th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Lee Hurst
November 10th 2018
Until November 10th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Rick Wakeman
November 15th 2018
Until November 15th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
With Bells On
November 16th 2018
Until November 16th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Be Bop A Lula
November 17th 2018
Until November 17th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Hello, Dolly!
November 20th 2018
Until November 24th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Sarah Millican
November 25th 2018
Until November 25th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Simon Reeve
November 27th 2018
Until November 27th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
You Win Again
November 30th 2018
Until November 30th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Dylan Moran
December 1st 2018
Until December 1st 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Nicola Benedetti
December 2nd 2018
Until December 2nd 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Sleeping Beauty
December 7th 2018
Until January 2nd 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Think Floyd
January 12th 2019
Until January 12th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Vivaldi and Piazzolla
January 13th 2019
Until January 13th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Faith
January 18th 2019
Until January 18th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Bowie Experience
January 19th 2019
Until January 19th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
The Chicago Blues Brothers
January 20th 2019
Until January 20th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Celebration of Dvořák
January 27th 2019
Until January 27th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Magic of Motown
February 2nd 2019
Until February 2nd 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Aleksandar Djermanović
February 3rd 2019
Until February 3rd 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Beyond the Barricade
February 14th 2019
Until February 14th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Let's Hang On
February 15th 2019
Until February 15th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
The Rocket Man
March 2nd 2019
Until March 2nd 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Katherine Lacy
March 3rd 2019
Until March 3rd 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Arrival
March 7th 2019
Until March 7th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Sun Records
March 8th 2019
Until March 8th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Taking Care of Elvis
March 22nd 2019
Until March 22nd 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Collabro
April 1st 2019
Until April 1st 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Hooray for Hollywood
April 7th 2019
Until April 7th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Paul Merton's Impro Chums
April 8th 2019
Until April 8th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Rhod Gilbert
April 28th 2019
Until April 28th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Les Musicals
May 13th 2019
Until May 13th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Julian Clary
May 18th 2019
Until May 18th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
The Illegal Eagles
May 24th 2019
Until May 24th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Ruby Wax
May 25th 2019
Until May 25th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Dreamboys
August 24th 2019
Until August 24th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Get Ready
October 12th 2019
Until October 12th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
The Simon & Garfunkel Story
November 8th 2019
Until November 8th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU