Assembly Hall Theatre

Julian Clary

‘Are you ready for some filth? I know I am. It’s been a while since I sallied forth to pleasure the provinces with my particular brand of saucy innuendo. Let me at them!’

In this outrageously camp new show, (that he was going to call Bed Knobs and Knee Pads but was advised might not sell too well in Harrogate), renowned homosexual Julian Clary will bare his soul as never before in the interests of light entertainment.

He’ll murder some well known songs along the way, no doubt, read you a sneak preview from his next memoir A Night At the Lubricant and make withering remarks about punters foolish enough to sit in the front row. You know the kind of thing. It’s the only life he knows. Don’t miss out. 

This might well be the final mince...




What's On?

Rick Wakeman
November 15th 2018
Until November 15th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
With Bells On
November 16th 2018
Until November 16th 2018
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Ice Skating
November 16th 2018
Until January 2nd 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Parent & Toddler Ice Skating
November 17th 2018
Until January 2nd 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Be Bop A Lula
November 17th 2018
Until November 17th 2018
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Hello, Dolly!
November 20th 2018
Until November 24th 2018
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Sarah Millican
November 25th 2018
Until November 25th 2018
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Crescent Rd
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Big Sing 2018
November 26th 2018
Until November 26th 2018
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Music From The Heart
November 26th 2018
Until November 26th 2018
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Crescent Rd
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Simon Reeve
November 27th 2018
Until November 27th 2018
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Date & Skate
November 28th 2018
Until November 28th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
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Ballet Black
November 29th 2018
Until November 29th 2018
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Crescent Rd
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You Win Again
November 30th 2018
Until November 30th 2018
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Crescent Rd
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Dylan Moran
December 1st 2018
Until December 1st 2018
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Crescent Rd
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Nicola Benedetti
December 2nd 2018
Until December 2nd 2018
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Crescent Rd
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Wreath Making at Calverley Grounds
December 5th 2018
Until December 12th 2018
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Singles Skate Soiree
December 5th 2018
Until December 5th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Sleeping Beauty
December 7th 2018
Until January 2nd 2019
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Crescent Rd
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Carol-okie at Calverley Grounds
December 12th 2018
Until December 19th 2018
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Think Floyd
January 12th 2019
Until January 12th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Vivaldi and Piazzolla
January 13th 2019
Until January 13th 2019
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Faith
January 18th 2019
Until January 18th 2019
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Crescent Rd
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Bowie Experience
January 19th 2019
Until January 19th 2019
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Crescent Rd
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The Chicago Blues Brothers
January 20th 2019
Until January 20th 2019
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TEDx
January 26th 2019
Until January 26th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Celebration of Dvořák
January 27th 2019
Until January 27th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Magic of Motown
February 2nd 2019
Until February 2nd 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Aleksandar Djermanović
February 3rd 2019
Until February 3rd 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Beyond the Barricade
February 14th 2019
Until February 14th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Let's Hang On
February 15th 2019
Until February 15th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
The Rocket Man
March 2nd 2019
Until March 2nd 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Katherine Lacy
March 3rd 2019
Until March 3rd 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Arrival
March 7th 2019
Until March 7th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Sun Records
March 8th 2019
Until March 8th 2019
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Crescent Rd
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Brendan Cole Live: Show Man
March 10th 2019
Until March 10th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Someone Like You
March 20th 2019
Until March 20th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Dire Straits UK
March 21st 2019
Until March 21st 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Taking Care of Elvis
March 22nd 2019
Until March 22nd 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Alice in Wonderland
March 24th 2019
Until March 24th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Collabro
April 1st 2019
Until April 1st 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Here Come The Girls
April 3rd 2019
Until April 3rd 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Hooray for Hollywood
April 7th 2019
Until April 7th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Paul Merton's Impro Chums
April 8th 2019
Until April 8th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Michael Starring Ben
April 12th 2019
Until April 12th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
The Drifters
April 13th 2019
Until April 13th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
That'll Be The Day
April 16th 2019
Until April 16th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Rhod Gilbert
April 28th 2019
Until April 28th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
The Ladyboys of Bangkok
April 30th 2019
Until April 30th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Legally Blonde The Musical
May 7th 2019
Until May 11th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Les Musicals
May 13th 2019
Until May 13th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Luther
May 16th 2019
Until May 16th 2019
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The Summer of Love
May 17th 2019
Until May 17th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Julian Clary
May 18th 2019
Until May 18th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Rumours of Fleetwood Mac
May 19th 2019
Until May 19th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Jools Holland and his Rhythm & Blues Orchestra
May 22nd 2019
Until May 23rd 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
The Illegal Eagles
May 24th 2019
Until May 24th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Ruby Wax
May 25th 2019
Until May 25th 2019
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Crescent Rd
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Walk Right Back
May 26th 2019
Until May 26th 2019
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Crescent Rd
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Kevin Clifton in Burn The Floor
May 31st 2019
Until May 31st 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
The Counterfeit Stones
June 1st 2019
Until June 1st 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
My First Ballet: Sleeping Beauty
June 8th 2019
Until June 9th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
An Evening with Sir Ranulph Fiennes
June 14th 2019
Until June 14th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Jimmy Carr
June 15th 2019
Until June 15th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
The Tiger Who Came To Tea
June 27th 2019
Until June 29th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Dreamboys
August 24th 2019
Until August 24th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Henning Wehn
October 10th 2019
Until October 10th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Get Ready
October 12th 2019
Until October 12th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Kevin Bloody Wilson
November 4th 2019
Until November 4th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
The Simon & Garfunkel Story
November 8th 2019
Until November 8th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU