Assembly Hall Theatre

Kevin Bloody Wilson

With special guest Jenny Talia.

A long time ago, a long way from anywhere, in a West Australian mining town called Kalgoorlie, the legend of Kevin Bloody Wilson was born. It all started innocently enough - just a guy with too much time on his hands changing the words to other people’s songs, and writing a few of his own, purely for the fun of it.  Thirty-five years later, countless live gigs and millions of album sales down the track, Kevin Bloody Wilson has not only found his niche, he’s grabbed an esky and a deckchair and he’s made himself really bloody comfortable in it!  Kev’s songs match the Kalgoorlie landscape, dry and unforgiving. These songs are uniquely Australian, and yet year after year, album after album, tour after tour, people from all corners of the globe keep laughing their guts out at Kevin Bloody Wilson’s completely authentic and original body of work. 

The bawdy ballad has been around forever. The Bard, William Shakespeare, wrote bawdy verse. Scotland's Wee Robbie Burns wrote an entire book of dirty ditties and bawdy poems. The bawdy ballad has lifted the spirits of Troops from both sides of wartime conflicts, and who of us doesn't remember at least two or three bawdy limericks? Yet, in today's politically correct times, it seems only one person is perpetuating and preserving this unique art form - Kevin Bloody Wilson.

Labeled by ’60 Minutes’ as Australian Comedy Icon and defender of free speech, Kev's Master Craftsmanship and world-wide popularity, is further proof that Kevin Bloody Wilson is the sole owner of an entire genre of music, The Contemporary Bawdy Ballad. Some politically correct snowflakes may Kev a bit offensive...

 DILLIGAF!

Don’t miss Kev in his highly anticipated return to the UK - with his brand new Christmas album - on his global Almost Awesome Tour!




What's On?

Killer Queen
October 24th 2018
Until October 24th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Rock 'n' Roll Paradise
October 25th 2018
Until October 25th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
ELO Again
October 27th 2018
Until October 27th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
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Abbamania
October 28th 2018
Until October 28th 2018
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Crescent Rd
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10cc
October 30th 2018
Until October 30th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Flawless
November 1st 2018
Until November 1st 2018
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Crescent Rd
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Show of Hands
November 2nd 2018
Until November 2nd 2018
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Crescent Rd
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Joe Lycett
November 3rd 2018
Until November 3rd 2018
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Crescent Rd
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RTWSO: World War I Commemoration
November 4th 2018
Until November 4th 2018
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Crescent Rd
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An Evening Shared with Jasper Carrott & Alistair McGowan
November 6th 2018
Until November 6th 2018
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Ross Noble
November 7th 2018
Until November 7th 2018
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Crescent Rd
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Lee Hurst
November 10th 2018
Until November 10th 2018
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Crescent Rd
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In Memoriam
November 11th 2018
Until November 11th 2018
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Crescent Rd
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An Evening of Remembrance
November 12th 2018
Until November 12th 2018
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
That'll Be The Day
November 13th 2018
Until November 13th 2018
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Crescent Rd
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Rick Wakeman
November 15th 2018
Until November 15th 2018
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
With Bells On
November 16th 2018
Until November 16th 2018
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Crescent Rd
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Ice Skating
November 16th 2018
Until January 2nd 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Parent & Toddler Ice Skating
November 17th 2018
Until January 2nd 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Be Bop A Lula
November 17th 2018
Until November 17th 2018
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Hello, Dolly!
November 20th 2018
Until November 24th 2018
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Crescent Rd
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Sarah Millican
November 25th 2018
Until November 25th 2018
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Big Sing 2018
November 26th 2018
Until November 26th 2018
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Music From The Heart
November 26th 2018
Until November 26th 2018
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Simon Reeve
November 27th 2018
Until November 27th 2018
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Date & Skate
November 28th 2018
Until November 28th 2018
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Crescent Rd
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Ballet Black
November 29th 2018
Until November 29th 2018
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
You Win Again
November 30th 2018
Until November 30th 2018
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Crescent Rd
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Dylan Moran
December 1st 2018
Until December 1st 2018
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
RTWSO: Nicola Benedetti
December 2nd 2018
Until December 2nd 2018
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Wreath Making at Calverley Grounds
December 5th 2018
Until December 12th 2018
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Singles Skate Soiree
December 5th 2018
Until December 5th 2018
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Sleeping Beauty
December 7th 2018
Until January 2nd 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Think Floyd
January 12th 2019
Until January 12th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Vivaldi and Piazzolla
January 13th 2019
Until January 13th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Faith
January 18th 2019
Until January 18th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Bowie Experience
January 19th 2019
Until January 19th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
The Chicago Blues Brothers
January 20th 2019
Until January 20th 2019
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Crescent Rd
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TEDx
January 26th 2019
Until January 26th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Celebration of Dvořák
January 27th 2019
Until January 27th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Magic of Motown
February 2nd 2019
Until February 2nd 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
RTWSO: Aleksandar Djermanović
February 3rd 2019
Until February 3rd 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Beyond the Barricade
February 14th 2019
Until February 14th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Let's Hang On
February 15th 2019
Until February 15th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
The Rocket Man
March 2nd 2019
Until March 2nd 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
RTWSO: Katherine Lacy
March 3rd 2019
Until March 3rd 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Arrival
March 7th 2019
Until March 7th 2019
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Crescent Rd
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Sun Records
March 8th 2019
Until March 8th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Brendan Cole Live: Show Man
March 10th 2019
Until March 10th 2019
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Crescent Rd
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Someone Like You
March 20th 2019
Until March 20th 2019
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Crescent Rd
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Dire Straits UK
March 21st 2019
Until March 21st 2019
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Crescent Rd
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Taking Care of Elvis
March 22nd 2019
Until March 22nd 2019
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Alice in Wonderland
March 24th 2019
Until March 24th 2019
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Crescent Rd
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Collabro
April 1st 2019
Until April 1st 2019
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Crescent Rd
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Here Come The Girls
April 3rd 2019
Until April 3rd 2019
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Crescent Rd
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RTWSO: Hooray for Hollywood
April 7th 2019
Until April 7th 2019
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Crescent Rd
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Paul Merton's Impro Chums
April 8th 2019
Until April 8th 2019
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Crescent Rd
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Michael Starring Ben
April 12th 2019
Until April 12th 2019
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Crescent Rd
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Rhod Gilbert
April 28th 2019
Until April 28th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
The Ladyboys of Bangkok
April 30th 2019
Until April 30th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Les Musicals
May 13th 2019
Until May 13th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Luther
May 16th 2019
Until May 16th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
The Summer of Love
May 17th 2019
Until May 17th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Julian Clary
May 18th 2019
Until May 18th 2019
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Crescent Rd
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Rumours of Fleetwood Mac
May 19th 2019
Until May 19th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Jools Holland and his Rhythm & Blues Orchestra
May 22nd 2019
Until May 23rd 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
The Illegal Eagles
May 24th 2019
Until May 24th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Ruby Wax
May 25th 2019
Until May 25th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Walk Right Back
May 26th 2019
Until May 26th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Kevin Clifton in Burn The Floor
May 31st 2019
Until May 31st 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
My First Ballet: Sleeping Beauty
June 8th 2019
Until June 9th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
The Tiger Who Came To Tea
June 27th 2019
Until June 29th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Dreamboys
August 24th 2019
Until August 24th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Get Ready
October 12th 2019
Until October 12th 2019
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Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Kevin Bloody Wilson
November 4th 2019
Until November 4th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
The Simon & Garfunkel Story
November 8th 2019
Until November 8th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU