Assembly Hall Theatre

Milton Jones

One man. One Mission. Is it possible? No, not really.

Milton reveals the truth about being an international spy, before being given a disappointing new identity which forced him to appear on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo.

But this is also a love story with the twist, or at least a really bad sprain.

Just gloriously daft nonsense or is there a deeper meaning? Every man has his price. Sainsburys, where good food costs less.




What's On?

Jools Holland and his Rhythm & Blues Orchestra
May 22nd 2019
Until May 23rd 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
The Illegal Eagles
May 24th 2019
Until May 24th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Ruby Wax
May 25th 2019
Until May 25th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Walk Right Back
May 26th 2019
Until May 26th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Kevin Clifton in Burn The Floor
May 31st 2019
Until May 31st 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
The Counterfeit Stones
June 1st 2019
Until June 1st 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
International Stars
June 2nd 2019
Until June 2nd 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
My First Ballet: Sleeping Beauty
June 8th 2019
Until June 9th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
An Evening with Sir Ranulph Fiennes
June 14th 2019
Until June 14th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Jimmy Carr
June 15th 2019
Until June 15th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Vivaldi and Piazzolla
June 23rd 2019
Until June 23rd 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Paul Young
June 26th 2019
Until June 26th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
The Tiger Who Came To Tea
June 27th 2019
Until June 29th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
James Acaster
July 11th 2019
Until July 11th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Momentum
July 13th 2019
Until July 14th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Peppa Pig: My First Concert
August 17th 2019
Until August 17th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
That'll Be The Day
August 22nd 2019
Until August 22nd 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Dreamboys
August 24th 2019
Until August 24th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Rhod Gilbert
September 18th 2019
Until September 18th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
The Legend of Barry White
September 19th 2019
Until September 19th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Horrible Histories: Awful Egyptians
October 3rd 2019
Until October 5th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Horrible Histories: Terrible Tudors
October 3rd 2019
Until October 6th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Henning Wehn
October 10th 2019
Until October 10th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Get Ready
October 12th 2019
Until October 12th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
King of Pop
October 20th 2019
Until October 20th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Ben Elton Live
October 28th 2019
Until October 28th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
The Nutcracker
October 29th 2019
Until October 29th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Private Peaceful
October 30th 2019
Until October 30th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Russell Kane
November 1st 2019
Until November 1st 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Kevin Bloody Wilson
November 4th 2019
Until November 4th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
The Simon & Garfunkel Story
November 8th 2019
Until November 8th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
An Evening with Lenny Henry
November 15th 2019
Until November 15th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Psychic Sally
November 18th 2019
Until November 18th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Ed Byrne
November 22nd 2019
Until November 22nd 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Made in Dagenham
November 26th 2019
Until November 30th 2019
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Peter Pan
December 7th 2019
Until January 5th 2020
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
TEDx
February 1st 2020
Until February 1st 2020
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Milton Jones
February 5th 2020
Until February 5th 2020
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Jimmy Carr
February 26th 2020
Until February 26th 2020
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
ELO Again
February 28th 2020
Until February 28th 2020
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Believe
February 29th 2020
Until February 29th 2020
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
What's Love Got To Do With It?
March 6th 2020
Until March 6th 2020
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU
Magic of Motown
October 2nd 2020
Until October 2nd 2020
Assembly Hall Theatre
Crescent Rd
Tunbridge Wells Kent TN1 2LU