Rob Beckett: Giraffe - Assembly Hall Theatre

Off The Kerb Productions present Rob Beckett: Giraffe

Yes! Bobby Beckles is back on tour.  Smashing the life out of the M25, M1, M5 and any other road that's in my way. From Bromley to Brisbane, my new show Giraffe is going worldwide.

Expectations on me: put on 3 stone from takeaways and post-show drinking.

Expectations of you: leave the gig happier than when you arrived.

My wife thinks it's going to be tough for me to be away from the family and don't get me wrong, I do love my children/podcast content providers… but I also enjoy a lie-in and a hotel buffet breakfast. I think I'll cope.

What else is there to do? Sit next to your partner on the sofa scrolling TikTok in silence again?  You did that the last three nights. See you there!

Host of Sky's Rob Beckett's Smart TV and Rob & Romesh Vs. He's also the unmistakable voice of Channel 4's Celebs Go Dating and the smash-hit podcast Parenting Hell. 

“Hilarious”
(The Mirror)

“Naturally funny”
(The Times)

“Hilariously observational comic… brings roars of laughter”
(Arts Desk)

Rob Beckett: Giraffe Show Details
Dates:
29 Jan 26
Times:

8.00pm

Prices:

Full Price: £34.25

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Thursday 29 January
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8.00 PM
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Running Time: 45 Mins | 20 Min Interval | 45 Mins

Age Restriction: 14+ (Likely to be swearing and adult content)
** No children younger than 14, even if accompanied with an adult

For specific access requests including wheelchair bookings or general access information please contact the theatre Ticket Sales team on 01892 554441 (Mon to Fri, 9am-5pm and Sat, 12pm-5pm).

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